Contractions count as one word not two.

Grazing, if you are going to act racist don't act racist and stupid, although it seems the 2 are very much linked.

Who the *** sits down without looking? And if you did doesn't that make the seat lid down just as bad?

You've never met a true coke addict, they get the shakes when they don't get their liquidy fix.

Makes me wonder what kind of woman would actually admit they are attracted to ***s and not just say they like "bad boys"?

I would have taken the picture as well, after making sure they were not hurt, then I would have laughed until my sides hurt and then thought about helping them.

The Vatican isn't in the US...

Oh sure, NOW you are not American, hypocritical ***s.

Turning someone into a prisoner and somewhat slave can be as bad or worse actually.

That is true, the things you do for your girlfriend, I will say 50 Shades was more interesting than Twilight I damn near shot myself trying to get through that movie.