CaptainPortugal · 1 points ·
got dick stuck in the microwave

CaptainPortugal · 2 points ·
I first pictured it would be "no fuel - diesel smoking"

CaptainPortugal · 2 points ·
it means he's going to achieve something in life, sort of, but in this case it's used ironically

CaptainPortugal · 54 points ·
are you guys planning of invading Poland again or something?

CaptainPortugal · 35 points ·
In capitalist 'Murica, fat kids bully you

CaptainPortugal · 2 points ·
am I the only one that thinks he looks a lot like grumpy cat?

CaptainPortugal · 4 points ·
did you notice that if you scroll slowly it seems like it's zooming up?

CaptainPortugal · 1 points · *
vine, he's making a vine, so yeah, it isn't fake, they're just adding an "other part" so it could be "funny"
sorry if I didn't explain myself the right way

CaptainPortugal · 2 points ·
not everyone understands portuguese like we do

CaptainPortugal · 3 points ·
it's the same in both languages


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