ceberus566 · 1 points ·
If mom is angry at you, she can kill your whole career, if you had one of those...

ceberus566 · 1 points ·
People in Washington state have no friends.

ceberus566 · 1 points ·
When I was in middle school I thought Washington was in Columbia, so don't feel too bad.

ceberus566 · 1 points ·
Schrödinger's Prince Edward Island: in a quantum superposition of being both unpopulated and populated.

ceberus566 · 1 points ·
I can't help it that people always ask me where the party is after the bar. It's not easy being popular, aight?

ceberus566 · 1 points ·
More like "Sheety prank", am I right guys?

ceberus566 · 7 points ·
*Cat smacks him in the ***ing face with a cast iron skillet so hard it leaves a negative mold of his face in the metal*

"Hon hon, zis woman, she plays ze hard to get, non?"

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ceberus566 · 1 points ·
Should block out some of the numbers cuz internet

ceberus566 · 2 points ·
"Whose". I think somone needs to continue taking english classes.


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