Haha i have an indian acquaintance and sometimes i rip out the accent, makes me laugh so hard

What work u do mouseman?

Most manly paragraph: “ The precision-guided howitzer adjusted its azimuth using a servo mechanism controlled by piezoelectricity sensors, while a thermistor monitored the temperature fluctuations in femtosecond intervals to prevent overheating. Meanwhile, a yakuza enforcer wielding a katana followed the code of bushido, preparing to strafe the enemy with the same ruthlessness as the teraflop-powered AI calculating the path. In the laboratory, scientists degaussed neodymium magnets while running a checksum on a quantum simulation of boson interactions across a parsec. Elsewhere, a fighter jet adjusted its aileron via milliamp-powered controls, ensuring it maintained balance in evasive maneuvers, reminiscent of a highly controversial shemale hacker breaking into defense systems.”

Was between 20:00-04:00 and god ive never pissed and puked that hard ever

I drank like 47 glasses in a bar with a friend during a water competition. Got super ill the next day but ate a lot of fries for salt too

Maybe

Aka shit

Any protection>no protection. Might slow a .45 enough to not be as lethal

M’n piemel is afgesneden door een vriend

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