Chadgar · 10 points ·
Most manly paragraph: “ The precision-guided howitzer adjusted its azimuth using a servo mechanism controlled by piezoelectricity sensors, while a thermistor monitored the temperature fluctuations in femtosecond intervals to prevent overheating. Meanwhile, a yakuza enforcer wielding a katana followed the code of bushido, preparing to strafe the enemy with the same ruthlessness as the teraflop-powered AI calculating the path. In the laboratory, scientists degaussed neodymium magnets while running a checksum on a quantum simulation of boson interactions across a parsec. Elsewhere, a fighter jet adjusted its aileron via milliamp-powered controls, ensuring it maintained balance in evasive maneuvers, reminiscent of a highly controversial shemale hacker breaking into defense systems.”

Chadgar · 1 points ·
Was between 20:00-04:00 and god ive never pissed and puked that hard ever

Chadgar · 1 points ·
I drank like 47 glasses in a bar with a friend during a water competition. Got super ill the next day but ate a lot of fries for salt too

Chadgar · 2 points ·
Maybe

Chadgar · 1 points ·
Aka shit

Chadgar · 4 points ·
Any protection>no protection. Might slow a .45 enough to not be as lethal

Chadgar · 3 points ·
M’n piemel is afgesneden door een vriend

Chadgar · OP · 4 points ·
All 3 of us

Chadgar · OP · 6 points ·
He is no homie of mine, he is belgian

Chadgar · 6 points ·
Watch your eyes blinker


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