Chen · 10 points ·
There is literally a woman farming in the painting.

Chen · 5 points ·
Imagine wasting your daily 4000 calorie snack allowance on cake when you could have beer.

Chen · 11 points ·
49? Why would anyone burry 48 bars of gold like that? 47 bars of gold must be worth a fortune!

Chen · 5 points ·
I was tempted to commission someone drawing Chen with a big ass hat. Here a picture of her drinking milk instead.

Chen · 5 points ·
The thin veil between the philosopher I awaken after 6 beers and the clown I become after 7.

Chen · 6 points ·
"Hey lil bro, can you fetch some lumber for me from the Forest Where Mad Elf Pussy Attacks You If You Cut Their Lumber really quick? Oh, and please don't make a mess this time. OK thanks."

Chen · 3 points ·
As if I could keep a room so tidy. Why are women's standards so high nowadays?

Chen · 4 points ·
What really got me was how little he reacted to his limb being torn off. Something like "Not this shit again Ivan"

Chen · 4 points ·
This post was fact checked by real Gensokyo patriots: true.

It ain't funny though.

Chen · 6 points ·
Zzzzz..


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