Overwatch

I'm quite good at the Ratatouille video game for the Wii. I remember I was a rat in a tin can with a paddle and I were to race other rats in tin cans with paddles. I think I came in 2nd place so I might win this time.

Wow... that moment when your brain tells you that came out soo wrong.

"You can't tell me what to do I'll gag all the lollis I want."

Look at the widdle horns on his widdle Helmet!!!

Tires, plastic, foam in seats...all from oil. Nice try though!

Serious question if this turkey is just walking around in a public place during turkey season and it's not in any protected area like a refuge, couldn't I just hit it with a shovel and carve his ass up for dinner?

I'm pretty new to photoshop but I hope this kickstarts everyone's imagination.
http://i.imgur.com/dc37Xuv.jpg

Fun fact: it wasn't until after the Civil War that "United States" referred to a single, collective entity rather than a collection of single entities.

Before that, usage was "The United States are..." versus after "The United States is..."

Well, to be fair I'd hope that politicians are heavily involving others to come up with plans.

That said, the whole "I can't tell you my plan because then the enemy will know" and "The plan is incredible" is ridiculous. It's obvious he hasn't been able to come up with anything yet.

If this is supposed to be a joke, plan on it being undercut by reality very soon lol