if someone else decides when you get drunk, you're just a pussy.

why would anyone want soggy biscuits?

it's a handicar, look she's even wearing her handicap!

how are they connected to moss? because that's the most succesfull lifeform.

four ways to seem social without being social:
1. be a dj, you have something to do, something to talk about and if things might get awkward just grab the headphones.
2. bring drugs, preferably some that require some actions before use like laughing gas (filling baloons), weed (rolling joints), speed that's still wet etc. people will gather around you and start talking (you don't have to keep handing out stuff all night, it just helps initiating conversations)
3. if smoking isn't allowed everywere, go to the smoking place, that's allways where the fun people are.
4. help the one who hosts the party out with something, preferably handing out food or drinks but collecting glass gets you in the "let's involve him in our conversation-zone" as well.

would still use/10

Implying that I was implying anything about use :P
usa has the fun of using it while central and south america suffer from illegal production and transportation. Like people being hung by the dozens from bridges and mass graves with hundreds of bodies being found, all just because it is illegal.

kan maar één ding zijn toch

imagine what colombia and mexico would look like if cocaine was legal....