No one said the prison population would become college educated, just that more universities would make life easier/cheaper for those who want a higher education

More universities would lower admission prices which would in turn reduce debt via college loans. It would also create more jobs.

People have been saying that for years

Anon discovers jam

He just gave her the ick. Hiring has long been treated like dating by the women in charge of HR

The real-life version is not accurate either. She would've been down after the first kick

what anime?

Just hit the neck bro

I mean, less far fetched than a lot of stuff Christians believe in

Latina girl: Crazy, might work for a while tho.
Goth girl: even crazier, monkey paw type of wish for sure, you''l end up dead with a few of these concomitantly
Dream car: If you can't afford to buy it you more than likely can't afford to mantain it. The first time something brakes, you have to sell it
SSJ: You become a living god and can take over the world. You then proceed to acquire all the other options at much less of a risk to you, The only sane choice