What's on his belt? Any ideas?

I was told this by a friend that had recently done some research of his own. Sorry. You can look it up though. :)

"I'm physically touching you now, Bob." XD

Actually the best defense in case of a bear encounter is to assume to the fetal position and cover your cervical spine with your hands. According to recent studies, 80% of individuals not only survive but remain uninjured.

Wave at yourself in the mirror and freak people out. XD

ANNE PLEASE!!! ... AAAAAGGHHHH!!!

Except for those who're in Christ Jesus, friend. The happiness we'll find in heaven is eternal. Far better than buying handbags.

Everyone since the dawn of time was designed by Jehovah God to have ONE sexual partner for life. I just turned 29 recently, still a virgin. I don't feel at all like many others might. I'm saving sex for marriage - as it should be with all. Think about the beauty in that. And before you say "we don't live in those times anymore", may I offer the wisdom that God's decrees and the commands, examples, and necessary inferences we find in scripture are unchanging and immutable. If you feel sad, depressed, etc, etc for being a virgin, DON'T FEEL THAT WAY ANYMORE. You have something rare that many do not. Save it, hold onto it. Share in the beauty and love on your wedding night with, ideally, your spouse who's also saving themselves.

She obviously doesn't have the iron plugged in.