cruztec · 1 points ·
I have it on good authority, that if you type google into google you can break the internet.

cruztec · 1 points ·
Does she wear those when she vacuums at 1 AM?

cruztec · 5 points ·
You're confusing multiple personality with schizophrenia. Ok I'll just see myself out now.

cruztec · 1 points ·
You've actually unknowingly made a tetramiclone! This was invented by https://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg in 1821. If you turn it on a single point and spin it you will see that I have no idea what I'm talking about.

cruztec · 1 points ·
One of his hands should be holding a bowling ball that he is constantly dropping.

cruztec · 1 points ·
"Baby, I love your dimples. They're so cute."

"Nigga, if you don't get yo crater face ass out my way..."

cruztec · 1 points ·
So many people drinking milk. Amazing!

cruztec · 1 points ·
There's grass in Fallout too, which is weird considering there's grass in front of my house and in my backyard, too. It's almost like the fictional world has some basis in our reality. That's just my interpretation though. You tell me.

cruztec · 1 points ·
Grounding your children from being in your pictures.

a new level of ***ing savage

cruztec · 1 points ·
Have fun cleaning all that glycerin out of the equipment.


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