It was actually Flavor Aid they drank, not Kool-Aid.

Where are the bulldozers?

If she really said this, then she stole it from Bob Monkhouse. Which figures.

Usually translated in English as "On With the Motley".

If you've got an arts degree you're gonna end up serving people food anyway, whether at a soup kitchen or McDonald's. Might as well accept it.

I hope if there actually is a civil war this guy is one of the first to get bayoneted.

That was because the Englishmen always paid for the others' drinks.

The circumference of the Earth is 40 million metres, not 40000, dumbass. That's 2.4 million cubic metres for your 2 foot by four inch wall. That is, however, just less than the volume of the pyramid of Giza.

Every first class cricketer is fitter than everyone posting on HL. Including me. Definitely including me.

Holofernes, general of King Nebuchadnezzar (boo!), sent to bend all the nations of the west to the king's will so that they might worship him as a god. Judith, beautiful Jewish widow (yay!), sneaks into the enemy camp, seduces Holofernes, gets him drunk and then decapitates him. Takes his head back home, to general rejoicing. Hebrews win war. Thus prototypic Removal of Kebab, celebrated in Book of Judith, which is in the Apocrypha. Subject of many paintings other than this one, including a really hot one by Klimt.