danthom1996 · 2 points ·
That looks so badass. now all i need is to buy one, and make it ride a tiger into the sunset and my life will be complete

danthom1996 · 1 points ·
that guy's actually pretty good looking.... no homo.

danthom1996 · 1 points ·
i read this a few times, but when i understood it, i thought it was hilarious.
i showed it to my friend and he said:
"...that's stupid..."
some people just don't have a sense of humour...

danthom1996 · 1 points ·
no, he's gliding on oil

danthom1996 · 1 points ·
That's just a myth. dracula don't suck. dracula scrape and lick.
like this: scrape and lick, scrape and lick...

danthom1996 · 4 points ·
To be honest, i laughed when i saw the "grate your butter".
i mean, who the hell would do that...?

danthom1996 · 1 points ·
sorry for the long delay for my reply, i just had to "finish up".
and a speedboat would be nice?

danthom1996 · 0 points ·
well, if everyone's admitting it...
I'm hard over her.

danthom1996 · 1 points ·
WOOOOOOOAHHHHH!
damn, my brain is exploding from trying to process such knowledge!
-.-
a couple of people saying it's a repost won't stop thousands of people finding it funny.

danthom1996 · 2 points ·
that would only work if the people who watched the show were actually little girls.
*ba-dum-tsk*


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