Why the russian underwater rifle?

Oh, I guess a similar thing is happening wuth fancy coffee vending machines here, used to be you pressed a button, paid 30 cents and got a coffee, but no, now it's a touchscreen and a whole ass procedure for like 1€.

Is this one of those US states where it's illegal to pump your own gas?

Did he comment on Trump putting his name in front of the Kennedy center?

At this point the mission statement of every company has to be "Retarded, for retards, by retards."

I use LibreWolf as my browser and ever so often when I start typing "Lib" it would recommend LibreOffice Draw or some other program I NEVER OPENED.

A lot of people I knew did that as a sort of a boast and/or "you think you have it tough??" type deal. Usually followed up by how piss poor it paid too. People would rather have something to *** and moan about than stand up for themselves.

My tinnitus is getting really bad lads

There is a push (started by Jobs if I'm not mistaken) to "remove" folder and file structures from the perspective of the user. It's to make computers more acessible for retards and makes no sense. It's already very prevalent in mobile, more so in iOS than Android (tho I hate the storage/emulated/0 BULLSHIT) and is now making it's way into desktop.

I was gonna comment where Teddyhh is on the scale but I see you posted it.