The best part is the grammar they put into it. No joke, it’s worded like a quranic verse in traditional Chinese. “Allah said: Eat beautiful food as you desire.”

I have seen people get dunked on by stupid-ass escalator designs in China.
Carrefour in Shanghai had a long one, so people would be going at 20km/h with their carts down them because it was flat. Like a conveyor belt.
Less bribes in Japan, too expensive. Therefore, health and safety.

accountability is based.

War Thunder really shouldn’t have political drama. It’s already had national security drama, let them be a little draconian here.

Then again, free speech and freedom to make people mald. Cringe ass user skin, but it’s like those ahegao tank ones: let them be weird, they sort themselves out when they grow up.

Man we should do it the old fashioned way, get those unrepentant sinners straight to inferno. It's like multiplying sins: you have responsibility as a priest, so when you do terrible stuff, you'll be punished so hard you wish you were constantly on fire forever.

Good Catholic lifters know that the weight you lift is transubstantiated into muscles as soon as you put them down. Jesus had some natty gains, and so will you, Brother.

RPG-2, based and destitute-pilled.

Jesus ***ing christ this is a depressing one. Pulling at our heartstrings, comfy.

We have your best interests in mind. Don't think too hard about it.

Holy shit it's even funnier with the original russian, god bless that man. 2 pidors in the first 6 words lmao