In the future we're gonna need some sort of system in place to keep me from drunkenly saying "CAR... TAKE ME TO... CALIFORNIA" when I live thousands of miles away because I could definitely see that happening.

If I pay to get my beard trimmed, it's not because I can't do it myself, it's because I want to have titties in my face.

Their social media person is great lol

Where be the rest of their legs?

There be only one leg per bird.

http://i.imgur.com/HPiEDKl.jpg

All the articles having been saying not that many women are protesting. Here you can see how a pictures is worth a 1000 words.

I wonder if babies born in the southern hemisphere have hair that swirls in the opposite direction...

It's a step back for everyone. One of the biggest ways I benefitted from going to college was being forced to adjust and accept the many different types of people and backgrounds I encountered. It was cultural immersion. Now people can isolate themselves from people who are different? Defeats the point of diversity doesn't it?

The real first black president.