dickcummigs · 15 points ·


dickcummigs · 35 points ·
One time sitter call parents to ask if she can cover lenin statue in kid's room. Dad said "Get out, we don't have lenin statue". Parents found children and sitter dead, KGB arrest parents for not having a lenin statue.

dickcummigs · 1 points ·
What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Very hungry

dickcummigs · 1 points ·
There are people here that don't want to see skellingtons and 2spookys

dickcummigs · 4 points ·
But before Greg could explain the class, Scumbag Steve shouted: "YO, THEACHER'S GONE! LET'S DITCH THIS JOINT", so everyone left.

dickcummigs · 1 points ·
...And then you realize that after 10 minutes, you only made pea sized shit.

dickcummigs · 4 points ·
Fragile

dickcummigs · 7 points ·
What the hell?!

dickcummigs · 2 points ·
I feel you. I am 189 cm guy weighting 107 kg. And I look like i only weight about 80 or something.

dickcummigs · 1 points ·
Bioware makes a fighting game


:(