You should read the Children of Hurin.

NO!

that's because it's also got his eyebrows underneath it. You would want to still have eyebrows if you had to use your back up moustache.

I don't understand. In this country non-Christians aren't offended by other people saying happy Christmas. It's like someone saying "I hope you enjoy this day" and then you're like "No! STFU I don't want to enjoy today". Seriously wtf.

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The idea is while Christians and Atheists disagree on religious matters, they both hate Westboro Baptist Church because of it's extreem views (i.e. that all soldiers and gays, among other groups, deserve to die) and tasteless actions such as holding up banners saying "God hates homosexuals" at the funeral of someone who was murdered for being gay.

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I don't see the "no" option

Ninjas

He was so ugly that the head of a dead person broke the mirror from the other side.