DrPootie · 1 points ·
My shower head is 64% ice cold, 2% comfortable, 34% lobster boiling hot.

Gnomes move the location of that 2% each night while I sleep.

DrPootie · 1 points ·
Aight, this is about the waviest shit. I don't give a *** who comes after, this shit won.

DrPootie · 0 points ·
Reminds me of that comic I read of two people talking. Went something like this:

"I think women shouldn't have any rights and gays should be executed."

"Oh, wow. What a horrible person. You must be a Republican."

"No, I'm a Muslim. Those are my religious beliefs."

"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! I hope you don't think I'm an Islamophobe!"

DrPootie · 1 points ·
There isn't only veins on my forehead...

DrPootie · 0 points ·
This is how you die

DrPootie · 1 points ·
Pikachu sure is an inspiration.

DrPootie · 1 points ·
Wow that's so unfair, I'm a dude and the other day when I got pulled over I got a full on disadulation.


DrPootie · 1 points ·
Ironically it's webcomics. They are all the lowest form of humor, except achewood.

DrPootie · 2 points ·
had a dude hit me with "i'm sorry that my actions led you to feel how you're feeling."


:(