That actually goes pretty hard

He also was married before getting with her as well.

Isn't Uno a simplified version of Crazy Eights anyway ?

The ol reliable

Am I having a stroke ?

Checks out

Good games but far from being "undisputed best". "A link to the past" and "Minish Cap" are strong contenders.

That happens all the time. Designers usually have very different vision than the executives. There is a common "tip" amongst chara designers, if you want a character to be black for example you have to make it 3 times darker than you would have initially cuz at every iteration you'll be asked to make it slightly more white. This principle applies to almost every feature of a character, I let you imagine the rest.

Real life Immortan Joe

There is a fine line between "pattern recognition" and "jumping to conclusion" and you happen to have hypermetropia.