Electric_Bacon · 6-Year Club · 14 points ·
boy do i ever want a doctor with chronic head trauma

Electric_Bacon · 6-Year Club · 1 points ·
that's a man

Electric_Bacon · 6-Year Club · 11 points ·
tbh i feel like this counts as "seduction and torture"

Electric_Bacon · 6-Year Club · 1 points ·
when you commit crimes against the CCP they hit you with the "go to mongolia and eat a marmot" gun

Electric_Bacon · 6-Year Club · 5 points · *
when u pour the syrup in the truck bed *chef's kiss*

Electric_Bacon · 6-Year Club · 1 points ·
last i heard "she" was still using the men's cuz "she" feels so bad for he poor women *eyeroll

Electric_Bacon · 6-Year Club · 5 points ·
"i don't care if you have 'celiac desease'; everyone knows bread contains gluten, you're the idiot if you thought you could eat 'gluten-free' bread with a gluten allergy."

Electric_Bacon · 6-Year Club · 2 points ·
Excuse me, putin? Sorry I mean putin? Sorry I mean putin? Sorry, putin?

Electric_Bacon · 6-Year Club · 2 points ·
ya, all the black people in america are immigrants, i can hear the thick afrikan accent on this one.

Electric_Bacon · 6-Year Club · 11 points ·
"one of the strongest economic recoveries ever?" how could you call this prosperous? their citizens are truly suffering. America wins again


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