You gotta become the trash to beat the trash!

"Hi, my name is Ehrntwourgh! It's ponounced Andrew." aka "My parents are retarded."

I can totally see Italian Bycicle Battalions storming the Great Wall of Mexico.

I feel like it's gonna be a little like the Jazz-culture is now.

Does it watch Rick and Morty, though?

If I'll ever have a downie daughter, I'll name her Butch. Right before I disappear from her life forever.

I think he also had one that was called "1000 dick picks". Probably OPs favourite...

Soooo, you are telling me, that there is a way to get Half Life 3?

My analysis of the position: Guy sitting on the toilet, leaning far back. Judging from the ankles, either a fat chick is climbing on his face, or a normally fat fella is preparing to face*** him. And a chick (or maybe a sister with girly feet) is getting ready to sit on the first dudes dick.

It's a simple trick: when you are horny your brain is less sensitive to disgust. With a flopper you wouldn't *** in a public toilet. When you are rock hard, you'd probably eat homeless ass in a morgue.