Allow me to introduce you to our lord and savior the pedestal fan,
the source of all life on this continent

Massive exporter of Uranium, no nuclear weapons, submarines or power. Air force still exited about the 22 new fighters they got in the last 5 years of something. TBH our greatest defense is that no one wants this barren hellscape

Some nukes might improve the weather here

At this rate, It might actually take more than thoughts and prayers to stop it!

The thoughts and prayers won in Australia, but they had some help from some steamrollers

That's just his beer belly, he's clearly pregnant with a 6 pack

And here I though this was the original...

A bunch of girls come charging at the Kek lines, they confidently ready their spears seeing that they will be able to hold of this charge. At the last moment one Kekistanian sees a bulge and cries to himself... "It's a trap"

If Europe has it bad with vans, I'd hate to see how many blokes a terrorist could run over with one of these bad boys...