I hope Phelps' eternal punishment is having this guys head shoved up his ass...

I can do it myself!

I would believe this was awesome if I didn't read the last line. Everyone knows Taco Bell is for white people and various stoner types. Mexicans may work there, but they work in all sorts of places. Japanese restaurants, for instance. Do you think when your sushi is ready they're really saying "order ready!"? No. They're saying "Orale huey!"

Mustard..... ***ING MUSTARD

AND IF YOU TRY TO *** WITH ME, THEN I SHALL *** YOU TOO!!

Most laws were put into place because some *** tried something stupid. I can totally imagine some Canadian doing a moose, but instead of saying oh! oh!, they say EH! EH!

nipples, man.... nipples.

she must be dyslexic

I was thinking that too, but I think he meant from the movie.