ah yes. i hope my kids will also one day throw cups of urine on my back to keep me cool while i work on the engine

if someone tells you they feel depressed, or even just "a little sad" it's your job to beat them up. punch them in the stomach, nose, and/or eye. this will release adrenalin, which will later cause endorphins to be released. they'll feel much better

if you ever feel pathetic, just remember someone once peeled a large number of cloves in order to make this post and pretend they misread a recipe

posts like these make me so happy about the outbreak. hope we all die.

FYSL just let the kids play their fortnight and make their tiktok. stupid hating moron

lucky. it's always the first item to be sold out around here

if 28 grams is an ounce, and 1 gram costs $10, why isn't it $280 for an ounce? that's a big discount

i've always loved the pictures people make of these. we have to make them coz there's no way to actually photograph that experience

huh?

huh?