I'm still mad for not getting paid for all those handjobs and blowjobs I received

So basically Helloween

Not very good. Fvcked up my sleep pattern, because I wanted to finish the remaining tasks of the sprint. A few more unplanned tasks came up, which took more than half of my time I should have spent on the sprint tasks. Had an end-of-the-sprint meeting, and the CEO was upset nobody was able to deliver all their tasks. I wasn't surprised, and I explained my reasons and how we could use it as a learning experience.

The things I said mostly got ignored, then they came to the same conclusions I made and never said I was right. I would have quit this job immediately after experiencing something less infuriating, but the job market is oofed, so I don't want to risk anything.

It's not like this is a very big project demanding utmost care or anything. We only have three developers, and the people we put up with are not even project managers or QA engineers. I have worked with those before, and never have I had any problems I had at this job with them.

I have worked in much bigger projects. Before I left my previous job, I was the lead of a team that worked on the ecommerce site of one of the biggest brands of its market. Despite my faults, I've come to realize I wasn't really doing bad job, especially after what I experienced at my job. These guys just don't know how to manage a project.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk. I hope I won't be as mad as I am next week.

Setting up your fish to play for you only to find out it committed credit card fraud

Wife

He was lying tho

They wasted Dr Fate in such an ass movie

Supervillain*

Relationships that are purely based on looks often fail

Don't be surprised when you get kicked in the groin after hearing "That's my purse! I don't know you!"