*have a german:* The beard*

That's a ruff question

cant believe this potato is a godlike being in the elder scrolls...

In germany we have the proverbe saying "[Someone] just cooks with water like everyone else" meaning there's nothing really special or hard about the way they do it.
So you could say even deadric princes only cook with water.

I'm 199cm. My answer to if I play basketball: "No, do you play minigolf?"

Actually it's a rare Unicorn-dog, also called "Corndog"

I don't even know for what they need a flag at a game...

"i worked so hard" c'mon just write "potato" for answer to every question and youre fine...

The derivation is another function, that shows the gradient of the function... he didn't say x²=2x (<-yeah i know that's wrong)

You know everything he did was calculating the derivation?
If f(x)=2x²,
f'(x)=2*2x²=4x²
He did NOT say that f(x)=f'(x)...