FunkMonk · 3-Year Club · 2 points ·
How does one give birth to that?

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FunkMonk · 3-Year Club · 1 points ·
!gamble all

FunkMonk · 3-Year Club · 3 points ·
I have no idea what that means, but I upvoted you anyway. Thank the vodka.

FunkMonk · 3-Year Club · 5 points ·
The real issue is both those tattoos look like shit.

FunkMonk · 3-Year Club · 1 points ·
But....who is it? I'm high as *** and need to know.

FunkMonk · 3-Year Club · 2 points ·
Oh yeah, sorry; I forgot to consider fairy tales.

FunkMonk · 3-Year Club · 1 points ·
Hmmm let me think here, what is something someone with a child cannot be? Oh right, a virgin.

FunkMonk · 3-Year Club · 3 points ·
Did you notice it's tail is wagging?

FunkMonk · 3-Year Club · 1 points ·
Eh, it was done by a professional, therefore it's just body modification. Slicing your wrists cause mommy didn't get ya an iPhone, now that's self harm.


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