these are the mods you're looking for

I
- have been a regular lurker since the beginning of the site, under different names
- know, i have to behave differently if i become a mod
- have lots of free time at the moment, until i start college
- tend to be unemotional and solve problems after analysing
- always try to leave my opponent with multiple options, so he/she doesn't feel oppressed
- try to deescalate and solve problems in the most funcional way, so everybody is happy

You
- have the option of choosing me
- or not doing so, of course
- can communicate with me, if you have further questions

move along!

lol

yeeah... no

maybe ygritte likes lemon cake too, you inconsiderate jerk

this joke is too intelligent for the average hl user. thanks for sharing it

it's not rape, if she seems to like it

sounds like tim howard?

they sure know their target audience