genius0 · 1 points ·
I don't think any non-professional soldier could hit the tires or the driver before getting hit if the driver ducked. If there was enough distance for the driver to in fact get shot he shouldn't have even been able to see the gun.

genius0 · 1 points ·
Or when satan was just next to you in the form of your dead wife.

genius0 · 1 points ·
They'd have to call Chuck Norris.

genius0 · 3 points ·
Genius driver
Guy pointing gun a few feet forward while the van is at medium-high speed
Make a screeching stop instead of accelerating

genius0 · 7 points ·
Translation: Satan after God's "night out".

genius0 · 4 points ·
5 billion year life-
Not even once.

genius0 · 0 points ·
I don't see any irony.

genius0 · 0 points ·
@yessir 1) The correct answer would've been "No sorry, I do"
2) You obviously don't.

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genius0 · 4 points ·
Wingman level: Whale


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