It's because Christ was born.

You're an ass

I sit like this everytime while masturbating. I mean... maybe I'm the only girl thats doing this because she dislikes a wet computer mouse.

Every Month in my Uterus.

Happened to me today.

Me: "OKAY Guys! I have 4 stripes of bubble gum left, and I don't want to carry them around! Who wants?!"

***ing Classmates:"*silence*"

Me: "I'll take that wether as a no, nor a yes. I'll take it as a: Please,never ever share bubble gum with us anymore,even if we kneel down as little peasants."

***ing Classmates:"*epic looks*"

Me:"Yep."

And that really happended.

My god.

How bout:

I will treat you like my homework!

Slamm you on the desk and do you all night long

It's old,sorry xD

Hetalia Axis Powers

I think I don't have to say that this Person actually don't has Nigel Thornberrys face

I took that post from ***, felt like adding something and added something. As you can see, the Username of the guy who actually postet it on *** is clearly there and good to read. I also put "***" in my Sources. Now, why are you complaining?

Besides, I'm terribly sorry if my english sounds not so perfect.