Did anyone else read every single one of those even though you knew it was the same text?

Ma'am, your blood chocolate milk reading is .27. I'm afraid I'm going to ask you to please step out of the PowerWheels pink corvette.

I red it as R2D2 and thought - what? Another Star Wars movie? About R2***ingD2?

So, Star Citizen minimum specs just leaked?

Bike rack outside the Huffington post

Best time I ever had moving a friend: He and his wife did this. Had everything in boxes ready to go with label for rooms in the destination. When I got to the apartment there were donuts on the counter, both gatorade and water in the fridge, and an offer to make coffee. Right on schedule my buddy rolls up in the u-haul and me and the 3 other guys he invited loaded up everything in about an hour.

We then all drive over to their new apartment where we then unload everything. At the desto there was more water, gatorade, and beer in the fridge. About half way through the unload the wife ordered pizzas which arrived as we finished up. I can't think of a better time helping someone move.

Your resume just needs to be more racist. And put in a few things about how you only date big titty 10s.

#B-B-B-Bbbbbut the debate was supposed to make Drumpf go DOWN in the polls D:

I love how the leg starts moving before it's even touched.

I remember reading a funny one. In the update description they put "In this new update we have updated our version number, that's it. No other changes."