"Sup babe, wanna F*CK?"

And ""they"" tell us their machines are safe!

American's seeing a tunnel for the first time in their life. Almost as dangerous as them encountering a roundabout.

Most lynx breeds have short tails

Did she just call God pathetic? Heresy!

I write my entire lunch as work hours, taking an extra 30 minutes of pay a day. In exchange, I care enough to answer phone calls and does not let others just fiddle their thumbs for 30 minutes while I eat.
If anyone wants to challenge me on that, they better wait til my lunch is done to recieve an answer.
(This was a lie, I only answer people I like/tolerate during my lunch break... the rest can wait and do f*ck all in the meantime)

Big brain = good... and you all bought into it.
You sheeple. You think our ancestors had big brains? No, obviously not, and they thrived.

-15c and sunny

Doesn't Island guarantee a salary wether you work or not? Or are you some third world country like the US? Or god forbide, France?

Pretty sure this is not English. But it is not Dutch either, cause Dutch is not a real language. Handschoen (hand shoes) is clearly just made up on the spot.