Greak · Verified · 3 points ·
I wish, not sure how a female would manage that feat tho.

Greak · Verified · 2 points · *
Just walk out the front door, wtf. Close your windows if you have time, exit the front door and close the door behind you. If you are too frail to take the stairs down 15 floors, wait for aid. Just get down a few stairs and you should be good for a long while.
And what the these building codes not having fire cells and fire suppression systems?

Greak · Verified · 7 points ·
I had a dream the other day when I was staying at a hotel.
Someone knocks on the hotel door, I use the peeping hole, only to see an eye peeping back as they force the door open.. A housekeeper rapes me.
I wake up because someone knocks on the door, I use the peeping hole, sees a eye peeping back at me as they force the door open again. A housekeeper rapes me..
I wake up. Repeats 2 more times.
Now I actually wakes up, can't move. I am certain I heard someone knocking on the door, just lies there waiting for the inevitable. Nothing happens, a little disappointed.
Took a good 30 minutes til my body actually woke up and I could move again. A really strange experience.

Greak · Verified · 2 points ·
Factorio first hour versus 50th hour.

Greak · Verified · 5 points · *
Speedrun beta status.
Just start giving him submissive signs and he will start petting you.

Greak · Verified · 1 points ·
True tho

Greak · Verified · 1 points ·
Being a female? Or being a cannibal?
Or actually having any emotions at all?

Greak · Verified · 1 points · *
Tbh, when a building which is 90% stone burns, it kind of deserves to burn. Call it divine intervention, fate or whatever.

Greak · Verified · 0 points ·
I think you are delusional.

Greak · Verified · 1 points ·
A lemon in cereal..


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