Greak · Verified · 3 points ·
"Sup babe, wanna F*CK?"

Greak · Verified · 2 points ·
And ""they"" tell us their machines are safe!

Greak · Verified · 2 points ·
American's seeing a tunnel for the first time in their life. Almost as dangerous as them encountering a roundabout.

Greak · Verified · 3 points · *
Most lynx breeds have short tails

Greak · Verified · 1 points · *
Did she just call God pathetic? Heresy!

Greak · Verified · 6 points ·
I write my entire lunch as work hours, taking an extra 30 minutes of pay a day. In exchange, I care enough to answer phone calls and does not let others just fiddle their thumbs for 30 minutes while I eat.
If anyone wants to challenge me on that, they better wait til my lunch is done to recieve an answer.
(This was a lie, I only answer people I like/tolerate during my lunch break... the rest can wait and do f*ck all in the meantime)

Greak · Verified · 1 points · *
Big brain = good... and you all bought into it.
You sheeple. You think our ancestors had big brains? No, obviously not, and they thrived.

Greak · Verified · 1 points ·
-15c and sunny

Greak · Verified · 1 points ·
Doesn't Island guarantee a salary wether you work or not? Or are you some third world country like the US? Or god forbide, France?

Greak · Verified · 4 points · *
Pretty sure this is not English. But it is not Dutch either, cause Dutch is not a real language. Handschoen (hand shoes) is clearly just made up on the spot.


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