A girl I was seeing lost her sex drive when she became depressed. Incidentally, she became depressed after we started having sex

*Maniac*

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When I had a sugar daddy he literally never wanted pictures with me and he even was sketched out about me taking pictures of his puppy like it was hella bad lmao

But like, he let me be in his house 24/7 and all his neighbors saw me and I drove his car to his work one time so I don't know what that dude was trippin about haha

The whole game is literary gold, from political satire to social commentary to its postmodern self-awareness and self-referentiality. I'm an English teacher and I've been trying to get students who play this game to be more critical about it because most of them just play online, which I think is a shame because GTA online sums up so much of what the main game seems to speak out against. But if you pay attention to the story every moment is full of meaning waiting to be unpacked.

One of my favorite things is how you're made to identify with the feelings of a character: ever think how boring Franklin's tow truck missions are? Meanwhile Franklin complains about what a shitty job it is the whole time... And when Michael regretfully asks Jimmy to go for a bike ride, and you feel just like he does about the mission... And when Michael smashes the tv and calls Jimmy a fat shit playing video games when it's beautiful outside, he's actually indirectly addressing you, the player...

Then there's weed legalization guy and how Trevor doesn't want it legalized because he's a dealer and that takes from his business. And those two hillbillies ***ing about immigrants and such always get me. It goes on and on.

That game is an absolute gem, and I know most people appreciate those aspects and I know people play games for different reasons and I'm totally cool with that, but I feel like there's a lot of people who play GTA and don't apprehend all the great shit you can learn from the game and sometimes I wish everyone could see it.

This obviously took an enormous amount of time and mad knitting/crocheting skills, but my goodness it is super creepy.

It is from a cooking show (Cutthroat Kitchen) in which the contestants can sabotage each other by buying handicaps for other players. This player was forced to use chicken nuggets while trying to recreate chicken Piccata.

The judges are unaware of how the players have been sabotaged.

#\#HesWithUs

I do phone surveys for a real estate company to gauge who might be thinking of moving within the next few years, and ran into one of these grammas a few days ago.

"How long have you lived at your current home?"

"Oh, about twenty years now."

"Wow! And what made you choose this area to move to?"

"Well, I used to live on the other side of the river, but the blacks were taking over."

Proceeded to tell me a long, and deeply uncomfortable, story about how much her family hated having to walk around black people on the sidewalk.

Naa 2nd Gen Kylie isn't bad