Haegar · Verified · 7 points ·
My worst date:
>be me
>find some girl on tinder, looks 7/10
>talk some over chat, seems nice but a bit boring
>decide to meet at a public square, go to a cafe drink a coffe and chat a bit
>can't find her
>write her: "can't see you" describe my outfit to her
>LANDWHALE approaches me
>earth is shaking
>"hi im Gorblax, eater of worlds, you must be haeger"
>instantly regret every life choice so far...
>tell her "you look different than your pictures"
>"yeah, they are 2 years old"
>doubt.exe
>say this is not working for me, ciao
>try to escape her gravitational zone
>later get a rant how all men are so superficial and only interested in optics, never personality.
>never reply
>be me
>find some girl on tinder, looks 7/10
>talk some over chat, seems nice but a bit boring
>decide to meet at a public square, go to a cafe drink a coffe and chat a bit
>can't find her
>write her: "can't see you" describe my outfit to her
>LANDWHALE approaches me
>earth is shaking
>"hi im Gorblax, eater of worlds, you must be haeger"
>instantly regret every life choice so far...
>tell her "you look different than your pictures"
>"yeah, they are 2 years old"
>doubt.exe
>say this is not working for me, ciao
>try to escape her gravitational zone
>later get a rant how all men are so superficial and only interested in optics, never personality.
>never reply
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