My dad does that to me. I'm 17.

Guys chill with all the metric system stuff. I think the metric is better but its very difficult to get an entire country to change the way it does things. It would take so long to change all the signs and to teach it to all the hicks in the country, and trust me theres a shit ton of those. So since its practically impossible to do, theres no point in arguing about it on some comedic website.

This made me laugh so hard i almost choked on the tortellini i was eating.

What little faith I had left in the United States has now been destroyed.

Its actually pretty easy to get a rifle in Texas. I think it should be a bit harder and i don't believe people should have automatics around the house or in a neighborhood. Maybe just on ranches or something.

Theres honestly not one fat kid at my school and its in Texas. Stereotype broken!

That's actually pretty badass!

Lets not argue and bicker about who started the financial crisis! Instead just learn to accept the fact that we are all ***ed! When it comes down to it most politicians are idiots and don't give a shit about the people.

Dude I'm sorry you had to deal with that hick in Texas. We're not all like that I swear.