We... don't.... we don't have "TV permits"... and we don't always have to wait a week to buy a firearm either...

This is generally true, and Portugal has an amazingly strong roster this World Cup. The problem is that 3 of their starting players are out due to injuries, and the great olive-skinned hope that is Ronaldo had arguably one of the worst match days of his professional career.

Until I watched Portugal completely fall apart against Germany, I had little faith that the United States would make it out of group play at all. I expected a German win, but not a 4-0 trouncing.

That said, if Portugal pulls their act together, the best the United States can hope for is a draw, and ultimately a loss against Germany (because let's face it, the United States is better than a lot of non-'muricans are willing to admit, but don't stand a chance against Germany).

tl;dr We'll see who is eliminated from Group G on Sunday.

SON OF A

They're not supposed to rhyme. The couplet is supposed to be country and away, which also don't rhyme, so it's still a failure, just not the one you pointed out.

She's not wrong, she's just an ***.

It's funnier when it's an American...

If I didn't know better... I'd wonder if that was YogscastKim... before she had to clean up her look... she said she went through a "phase"

... Am I the only one who remembers that Los Santos is in the middle of a ***ing desert? It's based on Los Angeles. Does it snow in LA? Sure... about every 100 years or so... for about 10 minutes...

That's my country in a nutshell... and people wonder why I'm keeping an eye on Scotland's independence referendum. If that passes, I'll be moving back to my ancestral home. If it doesn't pass... I hear Iceland is pretty nice.