hedge3321 · 73 points ·
why I never invite Stan Lee to parties

hedge3321 · 1 points ·
i hope so :'(

hedge3321 · 1 points ·
yeah the 4th i think

hedge3321 · 10 points ·
because he was going to go back and tell the world that it was Ozymandias that attacked them not some alien race and break the new world peace

hedge3321 · 3 points ·
that was a big mistake you should never use an entire baby the first time practice with dolls first

hedge3321 · 1 points ·
you make a valid point but Jesus can't turn into a truck or shoot missiles
the argument is not whether Jesus is real or not it's that Optimus Prime is better

hedge3321 · 1 points ·
it's oddly hypnotic.......

hedge3321 · 5 points ·
if he doesn't get out soon he'll really BEE in trouble

hedge3321 · 9 points ·
next: add carnivores of your choice

hedge3321 · 1 points ·
imagine everyone's faces when the guy with no arms or legs said
"you know what i fancy a swim"


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