I always wondered how it felt to be cast in a movie as the ugly person no one wants. I mean yeah you're getting paid and "it's not real" and I'm sure everyone on set is really nice and treats you well. But I dunno, I'd feel bad I think. Maybe I'm too concerned with what others think.

nowadays we karma*** instead of play solitaire

This isn't original. I've seen it many times before. That being said, it's a good saying to throw on your sign if you're a coffee place.

That blue is never coming off that board.

We get it, you vape

*"The Gang Summon a Demon"*

^^^This ^^^is ^^^actually ^^^Philadelphia ^^^City ^^^Hall

I know they're cute but can't they rip your face off too ?

Wouldn't be the first time someone's paid for that, amiright?

"He is... come here you adorable mother***er"

Looks like Lord Nibbler missed the litter box again.