I expected a comeback with something about theier healthcare.

Maybe the hole was really small.

I demand your first born as excuse for ruining my day.

A wild Geodude appeared!

I´m more interested in why the snake didn´t give a *** about the cat jumping on it. It just lifted it´s head a bit and was like "Nah *** it, i´ll just chill here."

This site is even worse than *** in some ways. Sure, the posts here are better, but that constantly complaining about how *** sucks and even making posts about it is just immature. "Oh more people know about 9 gag, let´s constantly make posts how we are better", this is the impression most of the users give off!
And now give me your rage, it´s not like the most of you will even read the whole text before disliking.

Exactly. It´s much easier to just enjoy the posts without making a fuss about every detail.

Thank you! I had a really bad day today. A kid kicked my leg without a reason, my Boss screamed at me like 15 minutes long for a mistake someone else made and on my way home someone threw an egg against my car. So when I saw the message symbol I thought i only would get to read negative comments, because i messed up the spelling in the meme.

So you pretty much made my day a lot better.

Try googling GEMA.

I think it´s utterly hilarious how every post about the xbox one on hugelol was hating on it, but now that it got cancelled some people try to defend it.
But about this internet 24/7 thing: I do unplug my internetconncetion and all other gagets every evening before going to bed to safe some money on electricity.