No.. no you see, in a parallel universe everything is opposite. In a parallel universe, your mom doesn't enjoy anal fisting.. in a parallel universe, people don't enjoy pizza. See?

Barack Obama

Somebody reposted WiingS? That has to be some kind of achievment

Not stupd, but mean IMO

AAH MY ANAL CAVITY!

This is my new comeback

I suggest the a BA meeting. (Bagels anonymous). I use to be a bagel freak like you. I would wake up in the middle of the night, drooling, and rage until I found a bagel. Sometimes I didn't even find one. I would tear the house apart until I found a crumb left over from a bagel. I knew I had a problem. I went to the BA meeting, and the first couple of meetings just wanted to make me spread some ***ing lushes butter all over those soft, cresent buns, but after years of restraint.. i've been able to control myself to jus-

*** it I love bagels. I'm sorry for trying to take your bagels mrose

My name's not even Hal, but when I read that title the first thing I thought was:

"I'm doing ur mom"

*calls number*

"Hello this is 911 what is your emergency."

"Jersh need werd."

"Scuse me."

"nerd werd."

"ek mam we be rite there."

it all works out.

I read it like:

"No sir."
"Hey you know what the best thing about this city is"

etc.