about your first paragraph. the romans didn't always entirely conquer other regions. they usually created satrapy's/client states to. meaning the conquered enemy had to provide money, things and soldiers. sometimes the romans only conquered a region just for a very needed resource. America secured the middle east for its oil. they now have political power over the region, but they do steal all the oil away for their own advantage. so you can say Americans are doing exactly what the romans were doing. also the US is exporting their civilization, only not by force. the Romans did export their civilization, but also not always by force. for the people who read a few summaries on the internet on the Romans, please shut the hell up. the Romans weren't all that warlike as you would think.

anyway, to be honest i don't really give a ***, it's a funny post since it shows the great similarities between the Romans and Americans. you should do some research on it, its pretty awesome.

the D makes all the difference in matters of life and death

i believe he is reffering to the nice portraits of north Koreans leaders. and then just a normal picture of kim jung un, thus ridiculing their new president

christmas tree is upside down

i don't get the one with the girl in the yard looking backwards

wtf is wrong with tthese people -_-

gangs of new york

yeah, i forgot to calculate the leap years in there

about 43 years

more like a chocolaty pick up line!