hro7k6473 · 1 points ·
oh you want relief ***er?

hro7k6473 · 1 points ·
Sometimes snow is just snow.

hro7k6473 · 1 points ·
I like rice for when you're in the mood to eat a thousand of something.

- Mitch Hedburg

hro7k6473 · 1 points ·
<raises hand>

Q: Can I go to the bathroom?

A: Good question. I don't know, "can" you go to the bathroom?

hro7k6473 · 1 points ·
Cops: Would you mind explaining to me that strong odor of "pot" emitting from the premises

Me: (points to the most adorable little alibi)

hro7k6473 · 1 points ·
I miss the entire show.

hro7k6473 · 2 points ·
That is some treemendous camouflage

hro7k6473 · 1 points ·
He's a full on rapist. You know? Little kids, old people. Stuff like that.

hro7k6473 · 1 points ·
Homies over Hoes.

hro7k6473 · 4 points ·
"Batman you just threw that guy off a building..."

"He's fine."


:(