Sierra Nevada. Our beer is delicious.

That is all.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2012/12/16/magazine/congo-color.html photos and an article by the New York Times for those that are interested. Shot with the now "extinct" film Kodak Aerochrome.

In fourteen hundred ninety-two,
Columbus threw some shade at you

I thought jobs worked by highlander rules. If I vanquish my competition till I'm the only one left I get best job. There can be only one best job right?

I sometimes worry about the future of our world when grown ass men with access to google and plenty female anatomy info graphs can't figure out how to make a girl cum!

I added some perspective:
https://i.imgur.com/atJPKIo.jpg

this is actually based on an anecdote about sidney morgenbesser, who was a professor of philosophy at columbia. the event was described in his new york times obituary as such:

> But it was often energy with a humorous punch line, as Dr. Morgenbesser earned fame for witticisms. He insisted the jokes were openings to more substantive philosophic discussions. An example: in the 1950's, the British philosopher J.L. Austin came to Columbia to present a paper about the close analysis of language. He pointed out that although two negatives make a positive, nowhere is it the case that two positives make a negative. ''Yeah, yeah,'' Dr. Morgenbesser said.
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/04/us/sidney-morgenbesser-82-kibitzing-philosopher-dies.html

This is how I look at pizza when I'm high as *** too.

And according to this comic, it will apparently happen at a Star Trek convention.