The real Jedi solution - not to go for extremes - is to kill two children, make a chair out of their bones and therefore have one more for the last kid to sit on.

If any other part of your body than your mouth starts talking you don't need feminism, you need an exorcism.

To be honest, I was always pretty impressed with the people back then, even though they did horrible things in the Third Reich. But on the other hand, that country lost WW1, pulled itself together in a couple of years and was able to wage war on the whole world again, for six years (and yet Germany today is again of the strongest countries in Europe). There are probably not many countries on earth that would be able to do that - it's something to be proud of.

Just use a decent IDE or browser extensions.

Well, they were dropped on a country that basically had already lost and was just trying to keep up the fight (because surrender is not honorable in Japan) while the war in Europe was already over. Those bombs are kind of prove for what the picture said about the US.

Looks a little bit like LaTeX for me, but even if it's a DOS program, those barely ever crashed and they need no resources whatsoever, so that's actually a solid choice.

Well, if the States get help from a bunch of other countries, yeah, Germany doesn't stand a chance, like the last time.

I'd write it more like "Megges" (or maybe with an umlaut) what people call it here, but yeah, Bavarians use a short version too ;)