Just go P2W with ADHD prescription drugs, you casual scrubs.

Best at... selflessness?

Holy shit, it's like USA is built on immigrants. Incredible find.

V govye myshlee mahm key eddy skohn ch shye ten stan

Guwniarzu. Zasrany. Zajebany.

I feel like struggling with everyday chores is more cringe, but you do you, future gifted and burnt out kid.

Jesus Christ Comb Remover

Is this a Lethal Company reference

Stupid vegans and their... *shuffles cards* compassion.

Very nice, but next time please don't try to translate from a language you don't know xd
It's translated correctly. "Kurwa" is rarely used as in "prostitute", usually it's just like an "ah, fuc.k". When you're angry, hit your finger with a hammer or something, you could scream "kurwa mać!" which is considered "a heavier curse word" would literally mean "mother who.re" but the sole word "mać" haven't been used for decades to refer to someone's mother. "Kurwa mać" entirely lost it's original meaning and it's just an expression of anger/frustration. More literal translation of "A jak pierdolnie" would be "and what if it fuc.king blows". The word "jak" literally means "how", but has different meaning depending on context and here in "a jak xyz" it means "what if xyz". Cheers.