Still missing $2500

Why would Gilbert be opposed to this?

* Free fog and lightning for player intros.

* Whenever a Cav is injured you can use the urn and the player will just sit right back up like nothing happened.

* Use the gong to distract the away team during free throws.

* He's the best in Hell in a Cell.

* Tombstone piledriver isn't considered a foul (yet).

* He's from Death Valley, so you know he can take the Heat.

* Every game would be a slobberknocker.

Downsides:

* He'd refuse to wear anything other than black alternates.

* ^ That's it, that's the only downside, and it's not even a big deal.

Dan Gilbert, pay the deadman!

TIL that touching money with leather gloves will multiply the amount ten-fold.

They should require muzzles as well.

Had a GF with a kangaroo. For one they are complete ***s bar have to wear diapers cause they indiscriminately piss and shit everywhere. For two, this is their comfort zone and how they sleep, they need a lot of pouch time when they are little or they go bananas. So she used a huge satchel purse. Just drop it on the ground, the roo would crawl in, then hang the bag on a door knob for the night.

"Can I use my hawk dollars here?"

"No, only at commons and some stores around town. CVS takes Hawk Dollars."

"But you're right here..."

"Sorry we don't take them. Just cash/debit."

*goes to CVS, gets to counter with hella supplies*

"That'll be $46.32"

*hands cashier school ID*

"Sorry sir we don't take hawk dollars at this CVS."

"*** it."

*pulls gun*

"how bout now?"

Gasp! A zapdos!

But guac is extra, Beatrice. Remember that.