Jayball · 1 points ·
the 2:45 cat pulls in.

Jayball · 2 points ·
except for the circumcision scar on my wiener, I'm white.

Jayball · 1 points ·
millennials: Life hands you everything, that's why it's called socialism.

Jayball · 1 points ·
I miss the correct pronunciation of Lwow (l'voof)

Jayball · 1 points ·
I have no children or grand kids so my haircut nerd is mute. I like it.

Jayball · 1 points ·
they're not called "women" for nothing

Jayball · 1 points ·
"minutes later" looks just like my backyard...but where's the chipmunks that pester me?

Jayball · 1 points · *
I'm single because I'm gassy; and, I've seen too many people pick their nose and scratch their @ssholes and stuff.

Jayball · 1 points ·
one wonders how you discovered your fish likes sausages?

Jayball · 2 points ·
best way to get rid of crotch cooties.


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