because it works

Well, this is the story my parents told me anyways, saying that those were my actual words. Might have been some other bird (a seagull?). Or perhaps they just made it up :D

Did you say that just so that people'll look at your posts? Because quite frankly I don't see what you mean...

Social studies (I think, not sure if that's the correct English term); you had to write a report on an issue from the news, and talk about how it affects society. He chose the specific subject himself.

Two points to be made about your statement:
- First of all, even the closest of friends can forget something they borrowed from you
- Secondly, you're sort of a week late...

...and money.

Here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Fact: in official (biological) terms, a tomato is a fruit. However, it is commonly referred to as a vegetable. Thus, it is considered both a fruit (by biologists) and a vegetable (by the rest). However, the post implies it is officially acknowledged as both a fruit and a vegetable, which is false indeed.

And drink whenever the post is too small to be read

Knowledge is knowing stuff like this has been posted before; wisdom is not ***ing posting it again.