the similarity is uncanny

Oh really? you'd have sex with the 20 year old voluptuous Japanese women?
You truly are a pioneer. Not many would have the guts to admit that.

Recently hung out with a girl and in the middle of making out, she asks me whether I'm on the spectrum. All I did was notice that her hands are a much darker skin color than her face. Sheesh.

literally made up a profession to hide her spelling mistake.
Everybody knows psychologists are insane liars with spelling weaknesses.

well, some of them did

"I only stay for big talk. I'm a big man."

It's funny, I heard Jordan Peterson tell this story about what a rat king was, and it's weird because rat king is actually the word for rats getting tangled together by the tails, and has been for a long time. I suppose you could say king rat and mean the cannibalism thing. But rat kings are the tangled ones. Which is an odd thing to even have a word for.
I used to think it was fake, but apparently, people keep finding them.

hard work and cigarettes

Adolf Hitler

Women love a man who shows some leg