You're not a bear, so no worries.

I could definitely fight a Panda, I think.

I also think I could win against a pitbull, even an aggressive one.

A baboon maybe. Also a baboon, the monkey.

Shoot for the bears, my big hairy mommy told me

*strongest. Or biggest. That's actually a difficult one. I guess I could mess up a pony or a small bear.

lyrical men suck metaphorical dick

Pretty sure he wanted us to see the painting. He wasn't retarded, you know.

But then you also get Dr. Dreamy's cute smile. Totally worth it, nohomo

wouldn't that cohere with marxist theory?

I used to watch it while loafing around with my ex girlfriend. It's pretty goofy girl stuff, but enjoyable enough, at least as far as I remember. Never watched past season 4, though. Can't really imagine they have a lot of rabbits left to pull out of their hat.

And yeah, fairly shitlib-coded

yeah, don't take your car keys to the bar.

But the keys are part of the big three. Then again, if you find yourself in your own apartment, chances are they must be around.

I sometimes throw mine into the laundry basket when I'm shitfaced, though.