play this while watching:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMiZLiFvbEw

chinese guy on a bike = stereotype. I think they're good at least at building bikes...

came here to say that

I'm pretty sure that people in the second photo aren't italians.
but still.

a friend of mine hooked up a really cute chinese girl at a bar.
she invited him to her apartment and things started to get hot, so he said her: "do you have any protection?", and she replied: "no, but I'm in my safe period."
my friend, however, was afraid that he could catch a disease, so he insisted.
she turned off the lights, went into the kitchen and came back with something. then, in the dark, she put down his pants and tried to wrap around my friend's dick something very strange. so, he turned on the light, to see the girl that was wrapping around his dick... transparent film. yes, the one you use for preserve food.
he's still laughing at that.

I thought that the first one was a child.

...at least it's not the Shadow Temple.